Archive for August, 2006

Whizz

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

So many things have happened!

1. Watch out, we will win. R, I have proof. Watch out. (edited)

2. Moved into my new condo. I actually have a kitchen! I can actually cook pala!

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I discovered I have a voracious appetite for…cleaning my kitchen. I love cleaning products and making my kitchen counter sparkly. Unfortunately, in my zeal, I accidentally gave myself a deep (and I mean d e e p) cut on my finger while I was washing my knife.

I hate blood. Especially my own. And I couldn’t stop bleeding! So I did what every Scarlet-O’Hara-wanna-be does. I fainted. Gah!

But I love my new place. Gone are the jologs askals. Gone are the jologs neighbors. Gone are the jologs school children messing up my garage!

I’m having my first mini-party at my new place tonight. Wish me luck!

Off With Their Heads

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

I am currently in one of those internet cafes within the village. I am surrounded by noisy, smelly, icky boys from the school in front of my house. And I am on the verge of doing a Queen of Hearts number on all of them.

I am in the middle of a severely painful time-of-the-month thing and their noise, their stench, and their crassness are mocking my sometimes-refined ways. And I need to finish whatever it is I’m supposed to be doing, so I can’t really leave yet.

Why is this country ridden with such cretins? I would like to slap them all silly. Who are their parents? Why are they allowing them to be here at this time of day on a school day?

I hate this village, I hate my house, I hate that school. I hate them all.

Somebody Tell Her I’m 25

Monday, August 7th, 2006

I would like to have full control of my life again, if you please.

I don’t want to go.