Echo

I so want to join Game Ka Na Ba…if only to tell Kris Aquino the following things:

1. The proper way to pronounce "Sa" is the way it’s spelled. Not "sha." If you can pronounce "sana" and the other words that start with "s" the proper way, it is illogical that you cannot pronounce "sa" properly. (To all those who do not have oddly-sized molars, retainers, or other speech impediments, take note of this, too.)

2. Spending all that money on your breasts and liposuction was a waste. You should’ve done something to your nose instead. It’s ugly. Hell, it could look like that thing that Michael Jackson calls a nose, but it’ll be better than that big hunk of ewan right in the middle of your face. No amount of make up from San-San can make it attractive.

3. Tell your scriptwriters that the plural of jewelry is jewelry, not jewelries. If you want to underscore the fact that it’s plenty, say "pieces of jewelry." Please. It’s so basic. TANGA.

4. You ask way too personal questions. In one episode, you focused on the contestants’ obesity. Not everyone is swimming in money like you are to afford liposuction. Don’t be so high and mighty. I distinctly remember your Pido Dida days. Utang na *toot* na loob.

5. If you say, "Katz, game ka na ba?" that’s fine. But if you say, "Katz, Juan, Pedro, Maria, game ka na ba?" that’s wrong. What should you say? (Everybody now…) "Katz, Juan, Pedro, Maria, game na ba kayo?" I don’t care if it ruins that little tagline of yours. For a show that aims to educate the audience, (more or less) this swerve from grammatical correctness is unacceptable.

That’s just top of mind, folks. Also, I want to join because I can answer most of the questions and it’s kinda thrilling to know I have a chance to win a lot of money. But of course, telling her what an annoying person she is to her face will be priceless. Sure, I probably won’t get air time, but it’ll be fun.

Yeah, yeah, whatever, she’s a nice person, she cares about the La Mesa Dam, she had that horrible episode with Joey Marquez…blahblahblahblahblahblahblah.

Still.

Don’t worry, my period’s about to end…

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